dulect:

“Sorry I’m so bad at replying! I’ve just had such a busy day!”

colachampagnedad:

weloveshortvideos:

Her little sister is trying to pronounce the word “who”

LMFAO

mrs-420:

LETS TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE.

toinfinityandbeyonce:

what does blackpink in your area mean?

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

kelssiel:

systlin:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink. 

 (Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)

(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)

humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?

wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?

mintyliciousbjd:

micdotcom:

Senate Republicans have approved an Obamacare “repeal resolution”

• Republicans in the Senate have voted on a budget process that they’re terming the Affordable Care Act “repeal resolution,” according to CNN. 
  
• The Senate reached a 51-48 decision, voting along party lines, at around 1:30 a.m. Thursday morning.
  
• “This resolution will set the stage for true legislative relief from Obamacare that Americans have long demanded while ensuring a stable transition,” Senate Budget Chairman Mike Enzi (R-Wyo.) said. “
  
• The vote is a definitive sign that Republicans intend to make good on their promise to repeal the ACA.
  
• Though it still remains unclear whether they have any ideas for what will replace it. Read more

As someone with a pre-existing condition that requires medication daily to live (not treat… live), I am terrified. Please signal boost.

So many people will be effected by this ruling. My heart mourns.

wariojo:

dekutree:

wheelcher2:

the white guy is killin me

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

howdyhannaa:

REAL Donald Trump not fake (all real)

emilyisobsessed:

Who has the better relationship with Bo?

taliabobalia:

this is so fucking savage

atbuttches:

yungterra:

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

• filter
• lowercase helvetica

• for extra points: add japanese text

I’m taking notes 

mantreads:

useful and iconic but (like all ios emojis) riddled with unnecessary gradients. 9/10

sneeky. cheeky. v cute. 7/10

simple, looks good on browsers, and successfully conveys the nosiness and curiosity the emoji is generally used for. 8/10

the only one on the list that contains eyebrows, and it works p well. hm? what was that? i didn’t hear you i was too engaged in this tea sweetie. slurrrp. 7/10

emotionless lime green orbs that belong in clip art of an owl and nowhere else. unusable in conversation and needs a scopophobia warning . 1/10 for effort

i feel threatened by this scooby doo looking pair of eggs i don’t like it 3/10

nobody’s pupils are this large without having induced large amounts of hallucinogenic drugs ????? 420/10

what is this. you fucking come into my house with fucking bishoujo eyes and expect me to take you seriously fuck you. objectively The Worst